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bloody muffkin

The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.

Lenord Skyler performed a bloody muffkin on his first cousins' 18th birthday.

by wangbone and willflatch November 23, 2009

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Bloody groceries

The act of fucking an ass hole so hard it rips and bleeds. Then one slurps the blood from the ass hole while masterbating

Dude Angelina let me have bloody groceries last night.

by Swaggiemgoo October 25, 2015

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bloody muddy

When you cause a womens vagina to bleed during sex, and then place your own fecal matter inside it.

Shes probably sick because i gave her a bloody muddy

by rittzbitch March 13, 2017

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The Bloody Hessian

When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.

I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.

by Spandex McGee July 11, 2008

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Bloody Mary

When man is doing a girl from behind and pulls a gun out, shoots her in the back of the head, and sticks his penis into the hole he just shot to finish the job.

Who wants to hear an example of Bloody Mary... nobody-

by CalebK December 14, 2007

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Bloody Valentine

A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.

Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!

by VickiDefiner February 13, 2009

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Bloody Hell

this is when a girl is on her period and you still want to have sex. my girl is a heavy flow type of lady, so this works nicely for us: first, you put the keeper into the girls vagina. if you dont have the keeper, a cork will work just fine. next, you have sex with her, anally, to not cause a mess with the moist bloody vagina...sodomy being a sin, you're damned to hell for performing such an act, hence, the sex act termed Bloody Hell.

"i had a Bloody Hell of a time with Shenaynay this weekend!"

"i knew she was on her rag when she ordered up a double Bloody Hell with extra cheese"

"give her Bloody Hell, mate"

by OpmVag August 21, 2009

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