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The place where the unknown legend went 480km/h in a Nissan Patrol racing a Lamborghini
"Did you hear about the guy that went 480km/h on the Mooney Mooney bridge?"
"Yeah, he was an absolute legend!"
the price you pay for daring to cross the brora bridge by foot due to drunks tapping you up for owl for vodka
“i need to go shopping but i can’t afford it due to the brora bridge toll… its fucking cheaper crossing the forth road bridge”
He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.
Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
1) The administering of oral sex
2) The art of hand made oral
3) Usually occurs when a Thai woman is present
David: "Hey, can I have a full on Reverse Jack Bridges, I feel in the need for one right now."
Christina: "Yes, of course you can, I just need to finish cleaning the kitchen."
David: "That a gir.l" *winks*
When you can’t find something worthless of yours so you start blaming everyone around you for stealing it. After your embarrassing raging fit you find it in the exact place you were looking.
“Your brother in law didn’t break into your house to steal your frozen roasted corn. Stop having a Todd Bridges fit!”
See Also, Taint. The flseshy area between the anus and penis/vaginal opening.
I busted my speamy hot man load all over her fleshy fun bridge!"
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A sexual act in which a man places one testicle in a woman's anus and the other in her vagina. It is also known as the "Twin Cities."
Jesse and Matt both gave her a MW memorial bridge at the party last night. It was wild.
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