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1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".
2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".
3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"
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A business woman is a college-age girl who keeps track of a few dollars. She commonly lies about trivial circumstances. She will tell her friends that they are indebted for some rather inexplicable reason. However, she fails to recall: THEY made the first treat and she only reciprocated. She frequently reminds her friends that they owe her.
For example: A business woman calls you a “Bipolar Bitch!” and expects that you write her an essay for which she feels entitled in her world.
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A person who has a lot of men/women or a lot of baby daddy’s/momma’s
That lady is a busy body, she’s had too many kids
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When you know something that does not pertain to you so you don't say anything about it.
She's a hoe but that's none of my business
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1.When someone asks you something but you want it to be a secret so you won't say it.
2.Also used when you want to keep an information private.
A:Hey dude, where are you from?
B:It's none of your business.
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A fart that can be confidently released in a professional setting, often accompanied by a light-hearted tone and resulting in laughter from coworkers.
The essence of a casual business fart lies in its ability to add a humorous touch to the workplace atmosphere, without causing significant embarrassment or offense.
While it doesn't necessarily require complete discretion, it is generally appreciated if the volume and duration are not excessive.
As the tension eased during the intense brainstorming session, Blarkin unleashed a well-timed casual business fart, earning chuckles and breaking the ice among his colleagues.
An extremely popular Internet catch phrase. Not necessarily typed in all caps. Sometimes shortened by omitting "THE." Also sometimes used with an intentional mispelling of "THE" as "TEH."
Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Person 1: I'm right and you're wrong!
Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!
Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS
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