BLarkin

A Blarkin is a verb where a person is blue-balled, or where a person thinks they are going to get laid but it ends up failing, and in their outrage and pure drunkenness, the person punches a hole in the wall.

Sam: "What happened here?" (as he points to a hole in the wall
Derek: "Bob got pissed last night and pulled a BLarkin when Sandra turned him down"
Sam: "Shiiiiiii"

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blarkin

The act of giving a blowjob while seated on a toilet (bonus if simultaneously pooping). The yin to a blumpkin's yang.

Guy 1: "I walked in on her while she was taking a dump and she blew me."
Guy 2: "Brah, you just got a blarkin!"

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Blarkin McGlurkin

When a chick is drunkenly giving you dome on St. Patty's day, and the force of your piece on the pack of her throat forces her to vomit green beer and phlegm.

Your sister totally Blarkin Mcglurkin'd, dude. It was so fucking gross. Last time I let her blow me.

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