purple drink

black mans drink or roofies turned in to a liquid, easly confused for grape kool-aid or any other gay drink.

man 1: dude, martha sliped me a purple drink last night.
man 2: uh... is she the 70 year old secertary.

martha (in a deep voice): hey boys, give me them disco sticks.

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Dressing Drink

The drink you consume as you prepare for a night out.

I have a dressing drink while I prepare to go out for the evening.

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grape drink

a purple drink that black people have with their meals
it can be in the form of kool-aid, caprisun, welcha's, or just squized grapes,

it to be said in a weird way with the back of your throth to where it will sound like
grrraape driiink

(just during a random moment)
one of the mebers of TAKK-grrraape driiink
then the rest of us-grrraape driiink!
then others saying it-grape drink
then us- no, grrraape driiink


go get me some grape drink bitch
i need me my grape drink
i done did runded me outa some grape drink
you best be getiin me some grape drink if you dont wanna whoopin

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Underage drinking

When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage

cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes

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one-drinking

In a bar, to request an item... only to re-request a change, or cancel it all together and order another item when the bartender comes huffing and puffing with the original order.

In Sesame Street, there's a fularious one-drinking 'Muppisode' when my favorite character, Grover comes like effteen times with a new order in a resturant and ends up on the floor!

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fountain drink

when a sexual partner is giving deep oral satisfaction, you pee in their mouth so that it shoots out their nose

I gave my woman a fountain drink in bed last night, and her nose still hurts today.

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Drink Bleach

Cuervo, a former member of PBreview was known to say this to other members.

(long rant by new member)
cuervo's response:
"Drink Bleach"

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