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Tennis ball, basketball, baseball, ballsack
-a very hairy ballsack- legally blind
Eric Yao the ball sack✨
Dont suck on them it’s prickly
A genEric guy who tries to act like a robot due to his obsession with his computer. Common signs of a eric jiang would include but not limited to; constantly making love to a macbook, calling people gey, etc.
Man, you see that guy there? He is trying to sound like someone from the terminator or somethjng. He's trying so hard to be a eric jiang.
When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
A thief who will get violent. Has short brown hair, tattoos on his hands, likes to lie, white, 5 ft 9in tall and weighs 220 lbs. If you see this guy he is in the middle of breaking in to your house. He can be seen around Washington county, last seen as a taxi driver. Fucking SCUMBAG
My name is Eric Lachapelle and I am a wrestler and was a firefighter.
The coolest motherfucker in history. If you have this name, you are likely of a scottsman and british decent, and that's wicked. That's practically the recipe for Vikings, like, jesus.
Man, Eric Parrish is the coolest guy ever! He's cracked at Fortnite.
Guy who orders dumb food at restaurants like garden burgers
"Oh don't pull an eric eng and order that dumb garden burger. You aren't even vegetarian you fake hoe"
eric is a dirty stupid and a boy ho wha acts like he better than everybody.