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Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 3, 2009

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google weenie

Someone who is utterly dependent on their computer and the web for their information, who is incapable of thinking without hitting Google, who's adding on the brain fat sitting down.

"I gave him the address of the party but it didn't show up on mapQuest. The man's turning into a Google Weenie!"

"He says he can't find the site so it must not exist. Google Weenie strikes again!"

by jasgee October 27, 2007

42๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Google Trolling

A fun time-wasting game where the player(s) allow themselves a number of keywords and try to find a combination of terms that returns the least number of results. If you can return one web page, you win. This game gets harder as the internet gets bigger.

A: 12 minutes till class starts. Want to play google trolling?

B: Sure. Three words? I'm starting with feverfew panda saltine....

Damn it, 5000 hits.

by FlySammyJ July 24, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


google sex

1. sex had with cheap random people.
2. An orgy i.e. get 150,000 in 15 seconds

1. I had google sex with that girl last night
2. Are you comming on saturday to have google sex at Anna Nicole Smiths house?

by arse-monkey July 3, 2006

322๐Ÿ‘ 224๐Ÿ‘Ž


Google Roulette

A game where you type a random rude/obscure/weird or scary word into Google and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky' and then you report back to your friends with the contents of the website. Each game consists of three rounds with each player having three turns per round. Each game is the best out of 3.
Rules:
1)No swear words
2)Cant be a name of a person
3)If the player clicks 'Google Search' instead of 'I'm feeling lucky' gets disqualified for cheating.
4)If a player squeals on another player (i.e to the teacher/class hardcore nerd) they are banned from that game alone and will have a record of being a squeal.

Scoring system:
1)When at school/work, its the player who came up with the word for the person who got into the most trouble (detention, kicked off the computer, etc.) wins that round.
2)The person who gets the most laughs from the spectators or other players wins that round (unless a player gets told off by the teacher which is trumps the most laughs)

Player 1: Yo Leroy, wanna play Google Roulette?
Player 2: Ok then shit for brains

by TheBigCheeseyNipple November 20, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


google assistant

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please

Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant

by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


google image

(verb) To search for images on the web, using Google or some similar web search engine.

I google imaged "slipperyback", but got only two pictures of a skink.

If you want to find lots of pictures of something, just google image it.

by Slipperyback November 22, 2010

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