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The Angry German

The process of punching someone in the face while yelling "Nein!" (Meaning "no" in German)

My friend suggested we go see a lame chick flick, so I gave him a facefull of The Angry German.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011

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German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

by Random Hero April 21, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls September 20, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.

He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.

by mike wal mart February 7, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low October 23, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


german teacher

a teacher that teaches folks german

1. do you like our German Teacher?
2. yeah he is a nice fella

by Chernobyl1337 February 7, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


The German Rockslide

If you jizz on a Girl's chest and kick her out of the bathroom back in the club !!

I just did my special finishingmove "The German Rockslide" with her !

by mahfakker August 8, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž