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When he responds by liking your message. Technically he is the last person to interact but you risk double texting if you say anything after.
"Did he answer your text"
"He just soft ghosted me"
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While sitting in bed, one pull's their bed sheets up over their head to resemble a ghost, and masturbates underneath.
Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.
I scared the hell out of my mom last night, she walked in my room and thought she saw a ghost, turns out she only caught me mid ghost fap.
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A boss that haunts a place of work through the use of telephones and security cameras, but is rarely on the property.
Rob: "Oh man, the ghost boss appeared the other day."
Brandon: "You mean he was actually haunting the place?"
Rob: "Yeah, for like two whole hours until he disappeared in a cloud of old man farts."
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When you post something somewhere but don't stick around for the reception. Make it quick comment somewhere and keep it moving.
My bad, I was working. Too long didn't read. I had to post and ghost. Was that the answer you were looking for?
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The act of whipping wet tissues at someone.
Man 1: He was wet ghosting me dude!
Man 2: I saw. He really threw those tissues at you!
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What you find when you break open an intact, "sealed", normal size peanut shell and find nothing inside... you're looking at the ghost peanuts.
Brady was all excited to bust open a humongous three pod shell only to find nothing but ghost peanuts.
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That burning sensation of the crotch that one gets when a highly promiscuous woman (i.e., a slut) passes by.
"Dog-Ate-My-Face Sarah walked by. I think she gave me the Ghost Clap."
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