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Grumpy goat

A vagina so lonely it will eat anything

Wow, look at that grumpy goat!

by cattle_herder_22 February 9, 2018


Baby Goat

A term of endearment and validation (G.O.A.T, greatest of all time) used for small or cute things

Person 1: "That kid kills it at the drums!"
Person 2: "Dude's a baby goat"

by 3pointkiller February 19, 2022


fae goat

Another way to call some one a homosexual slur on roblox

Y’all are some ugly fae goats

by Buzzyking September 17, 2023


cyclops goat

Bending over and tucking your cock and balls back between your legs, while taking your free hand and spreading your ass cheeks so your asshole is showing.

Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.

Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.

by betrayal4life March 10, 2015


bussy goat

Someone who is an absolutely legend, displays an immense amount of confidence, and deserves everything in the world.

Bussy (boy pussy) + GOAT (Greatest of All Time), a bussy goat can attract anyone else's bussy at the snap of a finger.

Person 1: "Every person is sexually attracted to this man, he's such a bussy goat"
Bussy Goat: *enters the room, everyone gets aroused*
Person 2: "What's up bussy goat!"

by KingOfTheDerps April 4, 2023


The Goat Demon

The Goat Demon is a character created for the "Action Menz!" and "W&M Comics" series created by John Watson and Andrew Montez.

He is one of a series of animal demons featured regularly throughout the show. Affectionately nicknamed "Goatie" by the creators and characters within the show, he is often seen as the leader of the demon troop.

Goatie was first introduced during a radio show by Fernando, bombarding him with calls that he was in love with him and wanted to be with him. As time has gone on Goatie has become more bizarre in his scenes and the tone will often tread far into the blue zone, introducing the concept that the demons can enlarge their genitals to ridiculous sizes and use them as a weapon. One such incident describes Goatie as having a negative reaction to electronic music and being unable to control this aspect. These are seen mainly with the accompanying "AUGH AUGH AUGH" yells ("Goatie's Techno Trial", "Goat Burger")

Another running gag with Goatie is that he is trapped inside a tin can and is begging someone to let him out. An unseen character "The Shark Demon" was reportedly killed and put inside a can as a message to the others by an unknown adversary. Goatie is now mainly featured as comic relief on the "Paco El Tango & The Mysteries of the Modern Universe Show" where Xynthantion & Paco El Tango repeatedly hunt him down for footage or an interview, with comical results.

The Goat Demon: Augh augh augh, I don't wanna suck dicks! Someone let me out of here, please! I'm stuck in a tin can!

Judge: Goatie, what do you have to say in your defense?
Goatie: The Techno! It invades my body, my mindbrain, I can't control it! AUGH AUGH AUGH!

Goatie: Welcome to Goat Burger, can I interest you in a Goat Dick Sandwich?

by Cecil B. Crab April 16, 2013


Goat Taco

A delicious goat taco, or Birria taco

John - "Paul you want to go to Chicago for Goat Tacos?"
Michelle - "Goat taco, is that on Urban Dictionary?"
John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."

by Jalapeno Adventure January 22, 2015