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shit hawk

To shit upon another's head in a stripe fashion to mimic a mohawk

I just gave a shit hawk to my partner last night.

by Dirt Patrol December 31, 2008

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chicken hawk

when a male gets a typically female version of the mohawk, i.e. does not shave other hair fully, and mohawk does not extend past the scalp, they are said to have a chicken-hawk.

while the word is becoming a rarity, the look is generally looked down on by fervent punk rockers and kids who pose as such.

went i went to a local punk rock show, i got a mean song dedicated to me because i have a chicken hawk. but since they sucked anyway, i dont care.

by evilcorey March 17, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


comb-o-hawk

A combination homo-hawk (or faux-hawk) and comb-over for follically-challenged gay guys. The remaining strands are combed to the centre from both sides, covering the bald spot and creating a weak homo-hawk at the same time.

Rob: Hey, Colin's homo-hawk is looking a little sparse these days.
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.

Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!

by ocius1 May 14, 2009

2193๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


u-hawk

The shape assumed by the male coiffure after male pattern baldness has taken the forehead up to the crown; the hair in the back and on the sides forms a "U" while the hair on top is extremely thin or a mere fond memory, i.e., there's bare scalp flesh on display.

At the recent Cure concert, Mahesha reported she saw a few
Moz wannabes but a LOT of u-hawks.

Could you touch the "sparse zone" of his u-hawk? If so, you just may be in love.

by anjali666 May 14, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stephen Hawking Swirl

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.

Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!

by Missing Waldo April 6, 2012


Hawk 'em down

to chase them down, to catch up.

"I done gave niggas whole headstarts, still I hawk 'em down"
-King Von - Back Again ft Lil Durk & Prince Dre

by LLKV๐Ÿ‘‘ November 13, 2020

36๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


BandWagon Hawks Fan

A Chicago Black Hawks fan, At one point a few years ago, The Black Hawks only had a quarter of their fans showing up to the games. But at their Stanley Cup parade they had 2 million. So as of 2010, if you became a Black Hawks fan THIS MEANS YOU!

Theres a BandWagon Hawks Fan in section 208 screaming because he thought that Hawks got a penalty, but they just went offside.

by Steven Seagal's Weight February 9, 2011

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