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When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.
My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!
When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!
Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
Hanham's law states that defecation for males is only complete following:
1. Colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. Following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is passed. This is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
Failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one's underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.
Following a particularly hasty poo, Kevin felt tension and discomfort in his rectum throughout the entire meeting because he forgot to follow Hanham's law.
The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons
This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!
This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.
Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.
what a mother calls her daughters pimp
person 1: whos that guy that just slapped you
person 2: oh hes just my pimp in law
Banks and corporates have a nasty habit of using buzzwords to promote their product in a way start-ups never do. As such Simon Taylor (host of the Fintech Insider podcast) noted, there is an inversely proportional relationship between how many Buzzwords (AI, Machine Learning and Blockchain) a bank uses, and how good their product is.
Taylor's law: The amount of times you mention AI, ML or Blockchain in your product is inversley proportional to how good it is
Damn that press release from BIG BANK sure proves Taylor's Law. Did you see the amount of times they said AI?