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jew fro

Jew Fro: (adj)

1) A non-African American afro, which explains a hairstyle that is bushy enough to grow upward predominantly found on jews. Usually found in a much more un-manicured state of that than a 1970's basketball star.

2) Dustin Diamond's hair-do. (aka screech)

Man I fucking hate that gay ass Dustin Diamond, i wish that drill Sargent would have beat his fat ass on celebrity fit club. I would love to light his jew fro on fire.

by Brando239 December 12, 2007

75๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew-gold

A pouch of gold held by all jews around their neck. This bag is concealed and hidden from non-heebs. When attempting to steal the Jew's gold beward of their bag of fake jew-gold also held to trick the unsuspecting. Jews are very greedy and very crafty.

I tried to get Zonkas jew-gold the other day and all i got was this bag of dredles. That jew and his money.

by Marty Schottenheimer November 3, 2005

116๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prairie Jew

"Prairie Jew" is an ethnic slur directed toward the Amish, because of many similarities between their strange customs and manner of dress with Jews, their habit of fucking "The English" (i.e. everyone who isn't Amish) in business dealings, their use of non-Amish to carry out tasks that are contrary to their beliefs (cf. Shabbat Goys in the Jewish community) and their antiquated belief system itself.

I just went to that Prairie Jew department store in Shipshewana - everything is outrageously expensive, and they had Prairie Goys working the cash registers so they wouldn't have to use electricity.

by NorthernHoosier1 April 27, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jew Goblin

A Jew goblin is a small magical creature much like a regular goblin, however this one is Jewish and happens to steal YOUR pot.
They are attracted by the smell of weed, the first puff is enough to bring one around. They prefer to hide just outside of your peripheral vision while they wait to steal your stash. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!

Dude, I cant find the pot...I think a Jew goblin must have gotten to it man.

by Omnicide September 10, 2008

80๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


stingy jew

meaning being a bitch: not leting poeple barrow something if they are ask for something

stop being a stingy jew let me barrow that game

by steveo December 15, 2004

56๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew skills

1. the pure, raw talent of a jew such as myself
2. the ability to count money at an extremly rapid rate.

dont make me whip out my jew skills

by Arfalarf February 1, 2004

102๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jew Hammer

A cheap-ass cock-swallower who waits until the last possible minute(in the restaurant) to decide to tell you he is penniless!! Now what? GTFO!!!!

You don't even have a couple bucks to leave as a tip??? You are such a F'n Jew Hammer!!!!

by Carolina Boy September 8, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž