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I’m in the middle of two guys in one bed with a ton of slim jim wrappers....
Nice!
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Abstract Noun. The rumbling sensation and extreme urge to shit your pants when you are extremely nervous and anxious. Usually experienced when receiving report cards, before big events and everything else that makes you nervous or anxious.
Irah : Ayo dude, you look tired, did you sleep last night?
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.
Big Jim Drip is someone who has surpassed being just Drippy, but has become Big, and Drippy, Typically he was known as Drippy John but had heard us refer to him as Jimmy John, so why stay Drippy when you can become something more? Big Jim Drip is just the worlds Biggest Drippiest Jim, he owns every Jimmy Johns establishment in the USA, Big Jim Drip is huge, he loves white sticky juice, and Star Bursts ( Considering that he fought over one during lunch . )
"Holy shit! Is that Big Jim Drip?!"
"Stop calling me Jim!"
"My lord! He's so drippy thicky and sticky!"
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Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."
Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.
Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.
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i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead
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When a random famous person takes a liking to an ordinary person
Jim Hutton was an ordinary guy who the incredibly famous Freddie Mercury took a liking to in the 80s.
I felt the Jim Hutton Effect when my favorite singer started following me on Instagram!
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Meaning that of someone who has a small penis
Damn b, that chinese dude got himself an earthworm jim!
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