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The black superstar on the hit NBC/Sheinhardt-Universal show: TGS with Tracy Jordan. He is often accompanied by his entourage of Dot Com and Grizz and is good friends with Kenneth Parcell and Jack Donaghey. He is married to Angie Jordan and has two sons names Tracy Jr. and George Foreman. He is the star of several films including: 'Honky Grandma Be Trippin'," "Fat Bitch," "Samurai I Amurai," "A Blaffair to Rememblack," "Cruise Boat," and "Death Bank."
"Man that Tracy Jordan is so phony!" - Mickey
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Canada's hero! Jordan Eberle is a Canadian hockey player currently playing in the WHL for the Regina Pats. Eberle was drafted in the 1st round 22nd overall by the Edmonton Oilers. He has thrown a Canadian Jersey over his head 3 times, once in the IIHF Ivan Hlinka Tournament, once in the IIHF U-18 Championships and lastly, for the World Juniors where he got his nickname as "Canada's hero". Scoring with 5.4 seconds on the clock, on Team Russia's Vadim Zhelobnyuk to tie the game.
Guy : Did you win your game last night?
Guy 2 : Yeah, I pulled a Jordan Eberle late in the game to send it to overtime where we won!
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an ugly poop face who dosn't deserve to be alive, a stupid blondie, and a winer face LITERALLY!
that girl has a winer on IT'S face IT'S name must be Jordan.
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used by Jordans worldwide, a kind of twisted logic which only makes sense to Jordans or close personal freinds of such people, who have, over time, become accustomed to this odd use of langauge.
also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
"in a beef lizard"
in short, translated means:
"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.
so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"
For example:
"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"
"In beef lizard"
"Okay what time?"...etc
This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
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Lucifer himself trying to settle down on Earth through Tiktok
Did you see jordan huxholds last tiktok ?
Yeah, I don’t even mind going to hell now 😏
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When you have to take a poop standing
uh-oh! there is poop on the toilet seat. Looks like I will have to Air Jordan this one.
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A hot daddy literally flaming hot. makes me want to die because he’s so hot. but sadly he’s engaged, well not sad because he’s happy but sad for everyone who likes him.
jordan connor: you’re daughter calls me daddy too