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Jose

Jose is a quite common name. Jose's are always hard working, they are determined to accomplish anything (even if its a difficult task). Jose's tend to have big Dicks. Treat Jose right. They are often Pisces'

Woww, look at Jose working his ass off!

by GeniousGeekMinds January 15, 2019


Jose

This JROTC kid that takes after his dad. Literally a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. I love him though, chillest and funniest person you will ever meet. My little blue eyed booger nugget šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜© jk jk donā€™t quote me on that. Nah, but Jose when will you get off of ā€œa breakā€ from other hoes, give me a chance bb. Iā€™ll pay you 500 Rupees for your love šŸ˜

When you see that Jose kid, tell him that the Marines are gonna kick his ass.
Jose, give that a girl a chance, sheā€™s probably the only girl that has ever liked you for you and not your appearance.

by joseā€™sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 30, 2020


Jose

Jose, just give me a chance already, my blue eyed booger man šŸ‘…. Jose is a little JROTC kid who wants to join the marines and is also a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. He be letting himself get played by all these girls that just want him for his appearance but I like him for literally everything. No but seriously, when you have enough ā€œtime for yourselfā€ and are ready for a relationship, Iā€™m here, I care about you so much but you were so oblivious to see just how much I care about you. He is a very funny (although his humor is kinda mean šŸ˜€), kind, smart and a daddy (idc if you donā€™t like that word). Idk if youā€™ll ever seen this but hopefully you arenā€™t dumb enough to not know itā€™s me you little rat.

Have you seen that Jose kid? Scream that you love communists in his face.
Hey Jose, give that girl a chance.

by joseā€™sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 30, 2020


Jose

Heā€™s someone that will turn into your best friend and out of nowhere just leave you and call you names heā€™s a back stabbing bitch he is a big ass cheater he ignores his girlfriend and goes and fuck around with a crooked nose ass bitch donā€™t fuck with him unless you trynna end up hurt

Jose is fake .

by Melissasaniero May 30, 2019


Jose

A very idiotic mother fucker that loves his friends and will to things to protect them. Makes his friends laugh but hey retarded.

He has a small cock. Who?

Jose.

by Hdue October 4, 2018


Jose

A real ass nigga. Mysteriously goes to Mexico many think to peddle drugs. Has a fetish for gingers especially the bisexual freak Eva Wellings. He loves playing soccer and when he is late to practice he pets Danny Prices cock to make him happy

Yo jose you wanna eat some beans

by Creemesickle December 31, 2021


Jose

The absolute best boyfriend ever. Heā€™s always there for you whenever you need him. Heā€™s an amazing listener and communicator. There is never a time where he doesnā€™t surprise you with some of the things he talks about. He is very respectful and loves to help around the house. He gets flustered very easily and makes you feel very loved. He is the best type of boyfriend you can ever ask for.

ā€œDude why are you smiling at your phoneā€

ā€œJose texted meā€

by xaanthus November 24, 2021