July 2

National respect women day

On July 2 I did whatever my girlfriend told me too, maybe I should respect women everyday!

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July 1st

National send ur girlfriend dick pics day.

Zoe: did jack send you dick pics?
Clair: he actually did!
zoe: well happy july 1st

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July 5th

NATIONAL CHAS DAY

It's July 5th! Time to celebrate national Chas day!

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July 5th

Being born on the 5th of july means you are most likely tall, a cancer, and will probably be disciplined and strong minded.

It pretty much means that if you set a goal for yourself you will eventually accomplish it, EVENTUALLY, it might take you a year, even two or three. Although in the end you will be disciplined enough to achieve your goal no matter how hard it is.

Joe: When's your birthday lad?
Jack: July 5th
Joe: ah thats amazin, great day really.
Jack: thanks mate.

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July 22

The date that horny people are born on

Person: Oh your born on July 22? You must horny.

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July 2nd

A day when Hoes are born.

"My Birthday is July 2nd."
"Damn u a hoe."

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July 2nd

National hug your bestie day!

bestfriend:why did you hug me
you: oh its July 2nd

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