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A large group of lesbians together.
A lick of lesbians - aka: a flock of seagulls... a pack of wolves...
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A bar where even the pool table doesn't have balls.
That lesbian bar was so tough, there weren't even any balls on the pool table!
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A contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. They are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they're not really lesbian.
Lydia: Each girl in T.A.T.U. is a contract lesbian.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.
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Someone who is nonbinary and a lesbian. Nonbinary people are included in every sexuality, including lesbian. They can either be woman aligned or not aligned at all! They're still lesbians either way and they're completely valid.
"I'm a nonbinary lesbian. My pronouns are they/them!"
"You're so valid! I support you completely!"
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Square bodied lesbian with no curves to speak of. The same as a butch or bull dyke lesbian. The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.
Don't go to that bar, it's stacked to the ceiling with lego lesbians.
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Pornographic images/recordings containing two women posing as lesbians having sex. In reality it's quite commonly just two straight women who get paid an awful lot of money.
Lesbian porn is usually produced by a cast of men who have absolutely no idea how to capture love between two women. I really don't understand why a lesbian would want to suck a dildo after she's used it.
You want good lesbian porn? Get some where you can't hear some man in the background grunting "Man, you two are fucking hot." Get some actually made by women!
Or even better yet, read some lesbian erotica.
Person 1; I downloaded some great amuter lesbian porn last night.
Person 2; Yeah, I like that stuff better. I hate when it's two girls faking it!
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A lesbian that looks like a dude.
Hey check out that dude lesbian.
Yea that bitch looks like a dude.
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