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Muffin Slider

When two girls rub their pussy’s together.

Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.

From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.

by DankeyKong420 October 14, 2017


muffin stain

A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick

"You're being a muffin stain"

by Mr Isso September 17, 2013


Angel muffin

Proper way to greet ur lover that is loving but also triggering.

Hello my angel muffin, I am here

by Ivanna1234 June 12, 2017


Stud-Muffin

An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).

Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.

The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.

1)
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"

2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."

Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.

by Muttemor May 12, 2021


Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins
Girl:”Bitch wtf

by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020


enjoy the muffins

The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.

I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best

by yea me 2 January 4, 2015

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Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

by StrangeWords June 15, 2016