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Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)
"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick
"You're being a muffin stain"
Proper way to greet ur lover that is loving but also triggering.
Hello my angel muffin, I am here
An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).
Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.
The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
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Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"
2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."
Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
The art of inserting a homemade triple chocolate muffin into your partners anus when humming the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune.
She baked a fresh batch of muffins with the idea of using one to be sexual muffined that night.
The yellow opaque phlegm one coughs up, usually from the result of an infection. Can also come in the colors of green, brown, and gray.
I just coughed up a dense lung muffin. Hope that's the last one from this cold.
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.
-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS
PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN