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Similar to pillow talk except the two lovers are separated by distance and the sweet talk is done via text. Usually occurs just after masturbating for the night.
After Kyle masturbated to thoughts of Maria's pretty pussy, he started up a pillow text session with her that went until 3:30am.
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When two people text each other simultaneously, especially when saying essentially the same thing.
Optional: The first person to text back gets a reward of his/her choosing.
Text from A to B @ 9:42pm: You doing anything tonight?
Text from B to A @ 9:42pm: What you up to tonight?
Text from A to B @ 9:43pm: Text jynx. You owe me a beer. Yes!
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When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).
*via text message*
Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!
Dave: Who is this?
Samantha: Fuck off Phil
Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore
Samantha: LOL I was totally joking
Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback
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The bullshit Urban Dictionary added.
I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation
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the art of text messaging while defecating
I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.
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A text message update, when somethings going on and someone sends you a (usually discrete) text message that tells you about the situation
So I asked my friend to see if my gf was cheating on me, and now I'm waiting for a text-up
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When a guy minimally texts a girl. As in, he doesn't ignore the girl,which would allow the girl to begin hating him, but also does not text her enough to woo her. He text the minimal amount to keep her interested.
Girl texts Guy: Wanna go see a movie on Friday.
Guy texts Girl: Sounds fun.
Girl texts Friend: I think I just got a "manial" text. He didn't say no, but he didn't say yes, and he didn't ask me to do anything else. Do you think he's into me?
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