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A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.
While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.
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A subsidized fast food restaurant that uses foot lettuce.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you would want in you Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus," said Top 15s - Dillan is chillin.
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1. A popular, second-rate American fast food restaraunt
2. A verb, commonly used in Babylon, NY that denotes an act of hardcore, often vicious sexual intercourse in which the receiving partner sustains grave wounds or is even killed.
1. "Bro I went to Burger King last night and I found cat shit in my nuggets"
2. "hey man I was Burger Kinging this bitch in my car and I had to take her to the emergency room afterwards"
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A 3/4 lb. of burger (sirloin, chuck, or whatever) heavily saturated with butter, spices, herbs, and AZ gunslinger, grilled to preference, and placed gently between two buttered and grilled buns.Homemade secret sauce excessively applied to bun (mandatory). Other toppings optional.
Caution: Sick burger takes, on average, 2.6 years off most healthy individuals.
"Dude, why are you laying on the floor like that?"
"He can't talk, he just had two sick burgers."
"Man, that sick burger last night really gave me the runs!"
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Large, flat, and often rather darkly coloured female nipples, giving the impression of a beefburger having been placed on each breast.
A. How were her tits?
B. She had fucking burger-nips.
A. Shit, dude.
I have a penchant for a pair of tasty burger-nips.
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the magically delicious roast beef mud flaps that hang off of your "virgin" girlfriend.
hey babe. you want romantic. i'll give you romantic. let me add some down south man meat to you deep fried cunt burger.
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A waffle Burger is a complicated sexual act. To perform a Waffle Burger, firstly the man ties some fishing wire to a piece of bacon (or any kind of meat) and gets his woman to swallow it - making sure he is still holding the other end of the wire.
When the man is about to climax, he yanks the wire (still attatched to the bacon) causing the lady to gag. This gag reflex tightens her vagina and causes a more pleasurable orgasm for the man.
Waffle burger's are a common sexual act performed in the nearby English viallges, Alrewas, Yoxall, Kings Bromley and Barton
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