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When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.
The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.
Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...
When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.
Bruh Joe still lives with his mom he pullin a Pat Judge rn
when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed
friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed
A guy so dank, his dankness is so unfathomable it stanks up a room
Damn, did you see that dude at the 360 concert, straight up Pat Sadler!