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a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.
"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"
Parker’s are girls dream guys! He can usually get any girl he wants! He can be a fucking lit af guy and if someone punched you and he is your friend he will knock there ass out cold! They are great boyfriends and are great in bed! There dicks are huge and you would have to be a daredevil to take it on! In conclusion parker’s are great
“Here how that girl died? Heard it was cause of parker’s cock”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”
He makes trashy youtube videos, SUB BTW
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yes no maybe probably not Parker sucks btw but sub plz yer boi needs it
To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”
“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”
Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.
Parkers are usually very open with their feelings towards others, even if he doesn’t know them well. Parker is a generally funny guy and tries to make the best out of any situation. Parkers are very confident in themselves and always strives to be his best self. When Parkers fall for a girl, they fall HARD. Parkers are very loyal to their girlfriend and if you happen to have a Parker as your boyfriend, DONT LOSE HIM!
Damn Parker is so confident in himself. How did I get so lucky?