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post whore

A post whore is someone who types thousands of messages on an online forum, mostly with little or no meaning. These people post at least 50 times a day, mostly consisting of one word posts or emoticons.

Wow, rc10gttb now has 2000000000000000000000000 posts. He's a total post whore.

by nrm108024 December 19, 2006

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'Like' Post

A Facebook post that acquires a significant amount of 'likes' but fails to arouse any meaningful amount of discussion. These are usually funny but irrelevant pictures or short, vague status updates no really one cares about.

I was disappointed to find that my picture of penguins humping each other at the zoo quickly became a 'like' post.

by SeattleCracker April 27, 2011

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Post-Gauge

1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.

"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"

by OUtlET December 28, 2005

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post pollution

One who is driven to constantly post (comment) on social media just to see ones name. Also the act tagging copious amounts of people in their picture post who have no interest in the pic. Also to include knowingly asking the same question posted many times before to an interest group or message board. First used by George Panzitta in Facebook Dj Idea Sharing in early 2013.

Sally creates a ton of post pollution in all of our Facebook news feeds.

by MrPeabodysTeacher August 19, 2014

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Post-drink

Drinks you have after a night out

Wanna leave the club now?

Sure, wanna come back to mine for a post-drink?

by Tamiel June 10, 2016

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Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 16, 2011

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post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.

Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010

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