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By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
I got a prison laptop on eBay.
Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?
Something you say when anyone questions your weight, arrest history, expertise or success.
"No child, I am not. Enjoy prison."
Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style
I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag
The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.
Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?
Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
A prison roleplay game on roblox.
That guard cuffed me in Stateview Prison.
A saying that implies terrible life choices
Person A: man, I’m not depressed
Person B: Griamore was not in prisoners of the sky
Person A: Nvm
A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?
Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens
Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.