Onion Ring

Reference to the sphinctorial area of a cat as it faces away from you with it's tail high in the air. The tight puckered area that is staring you straight in the face as your cat turns and walks away from you as you were petting him/her.

Occasionally there will be a little left over crust on your cat's "onion ring" causing it to further resemble the onion rings from your favorite fast food establishment.

I was petting my cat, when all of a sudden he turned around and raised his butt high in the air, giving me full frontal view of his ONION RING that I didn't want. He waved his kitty ONION RING back and forth before he finally walked away. I don't have that cat anymore, sorry PETA.

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ring of fire

a redhead's vagina

Dude, I fell into her ring of fire last night. It was awesome.

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Jesus ring

n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.

Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?

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poop ring

A brown butthole,(rather than pink) caused by years of bad wiping.

Porn stars get their poop rings bleached.

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bora ring

Australian aboriginal sacred ground.

Oodgeroo danced around the bora ring.

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Phantom Ring

This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.

Yes! Finally she called me back *reaches in pocket*
Dang it.. phantom ring.

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shit ring

A somewhat faded stain of residue primarily shit due to lack of wiping the asshole or just a gross asshole on a woman.

Dude she isn't hott, I bet she has shit ring.

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