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GWB's choice for the Supreme Court to replace Sandra O'Connor. An extremely intelligent yet cunning conservative who appears to have been planning for the bench all his life by hiding his true beliefs and intentions. To the delight of the conservatives, Roberts appears to be anti-choice and pro-religion. It's highly likely that Robert will be the key to overturning Roe v. Wade in the future.
Bush picked John Roberts because the later has little track record for pundits to analyze and take apart.
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Ancient finished tap in merchant for the ancient finished “club” FC VARcelona, a small european team riddled with debt, lies and fraud players like Gayonel Pessi.
Eg: I fucking love cock!
John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.
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Major sucking a life. a life ruiner; to ruin ones life from drinking excessive amounts of beer, therefore causing one to have frequent calf cramps.
Oh my god!! that bitch is so bad at everything..shes pretty much jaime robertsing her life right now.
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1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary craze, twilight.
2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself half-way through and then quit.
smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward?
dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person: you're a tool.
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Robert Toews robert toews Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, roberted, robert·ing.
raw-burt or, often, rawb-irt Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of Robert
–noun
1. a football playing, steak eating, bitch fucking homo sapien, particularly Robert Toews of Pasadena
Origin: af. 2000; MT; akin to Gk dr?s oak, Skt, Avestan dru wood
I saw Robert Toews eating steak at Moose McGillicuddy's on Friday.
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A British actor who is well known for playing Cedric in Harry Potter, and Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. Also the subject of many girls' fantasies. In some people's opinion, he is a person who's ego is larger than a mansion, he has no posture or acting ability, and is a creeper. The people in the forementioned group will vary in reactions when "R Pattz" fangirls squee at him. Some reactions will be: faked, induced or automatic vomiting, running away, or badmouthing him (which is rather dangerous to attempt)
Fangirls have been known to ask him to bite them, sleep with them, or marry them.
Ana: "Oh I'm destined to become Robert Pattinson's wife. I know it!"
Lyri: *fakes puking* "Yeah, you and all the other obsessed fangirls out there. If i didn't hate him so much..."
Ana: "Come on, he's talented, wonderful at singing, and gorgeous!"
Lyri: "Ummmm, no." *walks away*
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idk what to tell you go look at mattias snap stories
“rebound robert day 15”