Jimbo: “I’m gunna root dog ‘er bubba”
Rusty: “Do it for Dale! YEE YEE”
The word "Dingal Root" has more then one meaning. Usually you would use the word as an insult... But the word dingle root and the word dingal root are completely different things, a dingle root is insult.
"Hey man!" You really need to stop being a "Dingal Root" or else man...
A cold root is when someone gets a root for shits and gigs with an ugly chick
You should get a cold root. What's that. Well its not a hot one.
The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience
You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT
During fellatio, when the women/giver of said fellatio puts top and bottom teeth on the member at the bottom of the down-stroke and then drags the teeth down the shaft on the way back - giving the sensation that skin is being peeled like a potato
Had to put the brakes on last night - normally I like getting a BJ but she either has a small mouth or lockjaw because she kept peeling the root and it started to hurt!
When a woman deep throats a penis so powerfully that her tonsil stones are suctioned out of her throat and spat out on her partner's stomach.
Damn son, I was oral rooting with my girlfriend yesterday and came up with some good chunks. Her breath never smelt better.
When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass
My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.