Russian Hook

while taking a shower at the YMCA and you use the detachable shower head to come up behind someone and put the shower head up the persons ass and hook them like a fish and reel them in by pulling the hose leading to the shower head... Usually this occurs after you have seen black man junk and after stealing clocks from the locker room.

Steven, Jay, and Justin went to the YMCA, after sweating from basketball and having some male bonding while naked in the sauna and seeing more naked men than should ever be possible, gave each other russian hooks in the showers.

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Russian Fury

When you are about to have a crazy orgasm, and you try to hold it as much as you can and you just start beating your sex partner.

John was squatin like a girl tryin to hold his organsm, and he just russian furied Jenn.

russian fury

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russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.

Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.

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Russian Window

While your doing a girl from behind you pull out quickly and have a friend come and take over duties without her knowing. While he is doing her you go outside and wave to her through the window.

Livi Crocicchia was suprised when she look up and saw Matt waving at her through the window and noticed Tanner Marvel was doing her from behind.
and Livi said "I thought the dick felt smaller"
As he laughed and told his friends of how he Russian Windowed his ex-girlfriend Livi Crocicchia
Livi is now single and Matt is still banging like a champ.

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Russian Helmet

When a man puts his head up a woman's twat all the way up to his chin.

After I gave Sally a Russian Helmet she became very loose.

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russian sled

In the midst of performing doggie style at the top of a flight of stairs, the guy grabs the girl by the head, punches her, and rides her down the stairs like a sled.

While we were in the throws of love at the top of the stairs I said "ya vo" and rode her to the bottom like a russian sled

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Russian Sombrero

A sex act a woman(usually) lies with her legs in the air. An umbrella with a small hole cut at the very tip is then placed inside the rectum. The umbrella is opened and vodka is poured into the umbrella and funnelled into the rectal cavity to invoke sexual pleasure.

Just like "2 Girls 1 Cup", the "Russian Sombrero" is fast becoming a disgusting internet phenomenon.

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