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something all people reading this wish they could be doing ;)
if you read the following, you're a pervert, but who's the one writing this, anyway?
Gwen(his love interest) and Suzanne(Gwen's best friend) left. He hadn't scored with Gwen yet, and was feeling a bit lonely. They started the count down,
3... "I can't wait any longer!" Gwen shouted, wrapping her arms around his neck and french kissing.
First, Dave pulled Gwen's dress off, leaving only her bra and lacy thongs, then she started kissing him again, then he removed her bra, His jaw dropped, her boobs were as big as two watermelon halves. Gwen unbuttoned his shirt, kissing him with every button she unhooked while he rubbed her breasts. then his pants, leaving only boxers, before she could remove them, he grabbed her waist, and sucked her boobs, licked her nipples, and massaged them. Before he could rip her thong, Suzanne looked at them like can I join? Dave responded by ripping off her bra and gasping, her breasts were larger then Gwen's 37cup. He grabbed her and they started making out, Gwen, feeling left out, exclaimed "Can we get to the actual sex now?!?" and threw Dave a couple condoms. Suzanne gave Dave a blowjob, Gwen played with Suzanne's pussy, and Dave licked her's. Then he began to fuck Gwen, while She licked Suzanne. "HARDER! THAT BARELY TICKLES!" Gwen demanded, moving her mouth from Suzanne's vaginato Dave's mouth.
"OOOH, THERE WE G-"
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sex is like pizza when its good its good but when its bad its still good
sex is like pizza when its good its good but when its bad its still good
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1 - the word that determines if you are a boy or girl
2 - Gender
Yasmine: What is your turtles sex?
William: My turtles what?
Yasmine: Your turtles gender
William: Oh, girl turtle.
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-had sex with someone
-implying who you had sex with
I sexed camille last night
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Well boys and girls: When a mommy and daddy love each other ALOT they decide to make a baby. Then they pick up the phone and call the stork. The delivery takes 9 months and the package is bundle of joy.
Your mother and I like to have sex ALOT.
Always have protected sex.
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Something that you blurt out when you have had one too many martinis.
Harry: "And I fell down face forward."
Sally: "Well that sex, I mean sucks."
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last night,uuuuuuh it was the best...Me and Dennis went in on each other.so after school we went to his place he layed me down on his bed.he then took my school shirt off,i knew what was going to happen.he started kissing my neck then took his uniform off from the waist down, i helped him with the rest.i grabbed his {dreamy} face and started kissing his plump lips,after 5 minuets i took my trousers off ,i was layed there in my lacy thong and round glasses.Dennis wipped off my underwear and got out his 6" erect penis i gazed at its beauty and procded to suck him off he moaned he flipped me into doggy and wisperd
"are you ready ?" into my ear .
i replied with"yes"...
he said "it might hurt,just breath tell me when to stop,okay ready when you are."
" ready"
he slowly pumped his dick into me i yelled{ohhhh dennis faster faster}so he pumped quicker and quicker.we fineshed ohhhwe spooned for about an hour after.
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