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A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.
Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?
A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure
excitement.
Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.
Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
Hey emma, wanna bang?
Nah im ok its no squirt December.
noun: When you take white cake frosting, take food coloring and make separate frosting colors of the rainbow, frost inside of a woman's vagina with it, then perform oral sex on her while licking the frosting out until she squirts.
Bro, I totally gave Jennifer the Rainbow Squirt 🌈 last night!
When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.
Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty