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The more intense version of the sun patch. When the ass recieves a blow so hard that it becomes bruised for several weeks. The purple color gives it the name "Jelly Stain".
Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.
"That Jelly Stain looks like Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass, man."
Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"
Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."
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The thing you don’t want your grandma to see
Grandma:What is a Big cum stain
You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off
when railing a girl, that does not whipe her ass good, your balls slap against her pooper causing them to get shit on them. thus resulting in shit stained balls
i was pounding the shit outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my balls were slapping against her butthole. man talk about a bad case of the shit stained balls.
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A doo-doo stain is the result of improper wiping after taking a dump. After taking the dump, when you pull your pants up.. your poop may go through your underwear and straight onto your pants/shorts/dress/shirt or whateverthefrik. You'll be humiliated in public and bye bye reputation :)
Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!
billy got doo-doo stains on the back of his pants
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ur grampa sez that when he was n bed he soiled himself. after 3 washes it was officially a trouzer stain
i got me trouzer stain when my mom cought me jerkin my gurkin
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A group of people who have came at least once in a piece of clothing leaving a cum stain
Ya I rep the cum stain mafia
A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.
It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!