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When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.
Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
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when a person or groups of person's accidently trips and or falls over any type of metal object(s) that makes a loud metalic noise.
we were walking down the railroad tracks one night and couldent see very well. i accidently sounded the bums alarm system and woke up the neighbors.
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What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.
"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."
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Console released by Sega that OWN3D the console market at the time. Only Mario Bois believed the NCS (Nintendo Crap System) was better.
The SMS own3d the NES like the Playstation own3d the Nintendo 64.
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a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too
How does that do in The Five P's System???
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An underrated fighting ragdoll game in roblox that has survived for 3 years that is very fun and many veterans that will surely crush you if you do not learn tricks in this game early
a random player : man, i just got crushed by a veteran in ragdoll system test
a random fellow veteran : ok cool
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Also known as a dishwasher. The dish deferral system is a major kitchen appliance used to quickly hide dirty dishes. The appliance is rarely turned on, until full, which may take up to one week or until all clean dishes are dirty, hence the term dish deferral system.
Q. Where are all the clean plates?
A. In the dish deferral system, but there not washed yet.
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