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A catchphrase born from the brilliant mind of Rowan Bettjeman of Viva La Dirt League to describe something as being great and is a catchphrase that definitely exists.
"Is that keyboard working?"
"Yeah, it's working fine"
"Oh nice, that shit's dingo"
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A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:
*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors
The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!
Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!
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A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.
Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
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When someone is working over 40 hours and is trying to milk the clock by sitting in the bathroom texting friends and playing pokemon go on company time!
On Sunday morning Chad was in the middle of a good fuck with his girl Keirsten until he got called into work he was pissed off so he decided to take a 3 hour Overtime Shit to get back at his boss!
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A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.
Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!
Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"
When something tastes real good its bussin
Person 1: Hey what you eating?
Person 2: Toothpaste bruh, this shit bussin
Person 1: Wtf
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