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Something you want to do with a REAL wifey ting, usually referring to waking up with her in the morning and eating berries with her.
Guy 1: Yo fahm i really want to eat berries and chill with that ting
Guy 2: I know right fahm that girl is a wifey ting
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To tidy, wash, clean and freshen up one’s vagina before or after coitus or masturbation.
I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.
I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.
So .... you'd have to be in doggy style for this particular move.... 🐶 now... timing here is essential, somewhere within easy reach of you is a blueberry pie (Q. Can it be other flavoured pies) (A. NO!) .... when your really in the rhythm and it's all going smooth you grab the pie, pull out, smash into her anus which in turn will force her to rear her head upwards .... now you have to act fast..... get the pie in front of her... grab her by the back of the head and smash her downwards face first into the pie! Thus completing your smurf berry smash!
I gave your mum a smurf berry smash last night
1. fifties term meaning to impress
2. to get freshwith someone
hey Darla, do you want to razz my berries
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The irrational belief by employers and supervisors that making use of a BlackBerry phone during the business day will result in a lack of productivity. Micro managers are usually afflicted by this disorder.
Susie: I'm off. I'm going to call my friend for a ride home.
Jojo: Down. Susie, down. Down. Put it down.
Susie: What the hell are you talking about?
Jojo: Down, berry down. Put it down. Down, put the berry down. Down, put it down. Down. Down.
Susie: You have Berry Down Syndrome, get help!
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the most epic place ever. where cool people hang out. @ dartmouth college.
why is that girl always studying on third floor berry? she clearly wants facetime.
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Originates from the song "My Ding A Ling" by Chuck Berry. When a girl plays with your ding a ling aka dick.
Zach: Hey LaShaNiQua can you Chuck Berry Me right quick.
LaShaNiQua: I got cha babe.
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