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captain planet

verb: to smoke weed, partake in the act of smoking weed.

chrissy: do you want to captain planet?
carol: well if we want to save the world, we better do it soon.

john: yo dude, i just captain planeted.
adam: sweet man.

by thecaptainandpony January 3, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Jack

Common in fan fiction, a "Captain Jack" is a fictional character who is a projection of the author's wish-fulfillment to the extent that it spoils the story. From the TV series "Torchwood"; Captain Jack Harkness is the immortal and flamboyantly omnisexual projection of Russell T. Davis, an aging gay atheist

You'd better re-write that chapter. Brian is turning into a Captain Jack

by Hastur T. Fannon April 12, 2007

87๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


captain winkie

a pet name for the one eyed monster

by somebody February 18, 2003

22๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Picard

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.

"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"

by Captain Picard April 29, 2008

67๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


sea captain

the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.

nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain

by Garrett GC January 4, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain America

A man who refuses to practice safe sex, believing he is immune to all STDs (a la Captain America's immunity via Super Soldier Serum injections).

He's pulling a Captain America by refusing to wear a condom when he knows she's packing heat.

by LuluBleu September 7, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 9, 2005

48๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž