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fucking grade A sex wee MACHINE
Taking it to the limits : Hooked on crack 7
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The best vacation spot in the world
"Visit North Korea lately?"
"Yeah! What a vacation that was! It was sooooo beautiful!"
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39th State, Peace Garden State
Largest Cities: Fargo, and ummmmm Fargo.
State Motto: Better than Iowa.
State Flower: Wild Praire rose
State Tree: North Dakota has no trees.
Population: 642,200, 9.3 per sq. mile. Exaggerated US Census
Short description: North Dakota doesn't have a whole lot to offer unless you enjoy seeing nothing. A grass and wheat kind of Iowa if you will, with less hicks. Fargo is the center of everything in the state and is close enough to Minnesota that it should belong to them. The state has a number of college's notorious for their drinking, "nothing else to do." Yet this state's greatest claim to fame is the movie Fargo which only has about 10 minutes shot here. Yet as in the movie, North Dakota in the winter is a barren, frozen wasteland. Here the wind is always blowing, the grass is always growing, and the women are always moooing.
I wish we had flown instead of driven across North Dakota, I almost died of boredom.
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When on a canoe trip and cannot identify the north star, you point out venus as the North Star to take advantage of another.
"Howe, I love you. Follow the North Star to my tent. I will show you the way from there.
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$180 worth of cocaine or other illegal drugs
Charlie Gibbynse: Yo i need some yayo u no where its at?
Ricky Prycewirth: Yea man wat u need?
Charlie Gibbynse: How much is an 8ball?
Ricky Prycewirth: A North Face. U got enough man?
Charlie Gibbynse: Damn, $180 for that shit? Fuck, man. Yea i got that i'll come thru to ur place in like 20. Have that bitch skizzed out wen i get there. Peace.
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A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape
- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school
Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing
Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!
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I rep North Cambridge to the fullest, fuck port
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