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when, while taking a piss, your shirt flap falls in front of your pee-stream and you piss on it.
"FUCK! I just pee-shirted myself!"
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Pee shy happens when I stand at the urinal and 25 guys are behind me.
Mindy's mother asked her why she always pee so much after school. Mindy answered that she can't go in school anymore. She is now pee shy. Her girlfriend Wendy told her that she has been hanging out at her house so much that she caught her dad's genetic disease called stage fright.
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when you gotta take a piss so bad you're movin round all over place.
"look at you, you stupid fuck, you're pee jigglin'like a bitch."
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pee that isn't really yellow; more like water, but with a little hint of yellow, to let you know that it's somewhat clean.
If you pee too many times within a short period of time, your pee will become natural.
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A phrase pertaining to quick masturbation. Typically used when someone is in the bathroom for longer than required for a standard "Number 1", though a bit too short to assume it was "Number 2". One could infer that he / she was "peeing with a kick". This time frame is usually between 2 and 3 minutes.
Josh: "That was either a really quick dump, or a massive piss."
Michael: "I bet he was just peeing with a kick."
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a weird smell, phrase created by a friend
that smells like spaghetti pee
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when you pee in a shallow plate, freeze it, and slip the pee-disc under somebody's door in the middle of the night so that by the time they wake there is a pee puddle that they can't explain
When Jane awoke in the morning and went to get the paper she stepped in a wet spot and realized she had been a victim of Pee Plating
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