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What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.
A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.
Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!
It is when the man ejaculates in the mouth of a femal or male so much that she or he is forced to swallow part of the cum shot and chokes a little on the rest of the hot load.
I surprised my girlfriend by not telling her when I was going to ejaculate in her mouth and she ended up swallowing and then gagging on the rest hence the term semen gargle
liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf
the place where billions of kids are located
Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??
When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.
Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.
waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen
Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?
A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.
Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?
I don't know. I am a semen puppy.