Sticky mcgriddleshits

having Mcdonalds breakfast first thing in the morning and taking the most hopeless sticky dump an hour later, which in turn usually requires the ol' 50 wiper .

Boss: Its been an hour where the fuck have you been?!?!
Employee: i had a case of the sticky mcgriddleshits

Boss: oh! say no more. i had one yesterday almost ruptured my butthole.

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Sticky Beef

Beef that sticks or is sticky.

That was some real sticky beef that you made last night, Lafonda.

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Sticky pack

Sticky Weed.

Good weed that is preferred over dry bud.

It burns out slower then dry weed.

Billy: You got bud?

Bobby: Nah, but we can ask Joe, he always hooks it up with a sticky pack!

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Sticky boy

A boy who is sticky. Icky. Might be physical or mental.

Idk man he’s kinda a sticky boy.

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sticky drops

when you need to piss so bad that when you flop it out you just let it rip and there is no time to pull up the middle seat and the drops hit the middle seat and they stick together.

"FUCK! someone left stick drops all over here im not sitting on that seat!"

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Sticky Dribbler

when you cum and let it drip down to your balls and rub it in so its all sticky and stick it to a window.

That bitch over there is staring at us.

yeah i know, i think im going to give her a Sticky Dribbler

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sticky spelunking

When you ejaculate into a pussy, and the bitch wants more; so you do some sticky spelunking.
When you finish nutting, and round two comes around without her cleaning up, so you have to fuck with the cum inside.
Spelunking means 'exploring a cave'.

"That pussy was fresh and unique;until I nutted, but she wanted some more; so I prepared for round two by doing some sticky spelunking".

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