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a spoof of the normal windows XP product; a web site www.xdproductions.com
did you get windows XD yet if not you are very gay
When you're messed up on an illeagle substance, more than likely an "upper", and you keep looking out the window out of paranoia.
"Dude, quit playing window ninja over there. Why can't you just get high with us and be chill?"
Proof Microsoft should be burned to the ground. They are now copying Googles GMail because they were losing power over e-mail users because anyone with half a brain or more (the rest of you stuck with MSN and shud die immediatly) moved to the better, faster, stronger service offered by Google.
(Google is now becoming corrupt and stupid too and still refuses to offer Linux/Mac OS programs but its still better than Microsoft)
Zomg look! Google has a new service that offers 1000x the storage we do and dosent use 10 AD's a page or dozens of cliparts/icons everywhere you look! I cant beleive it there pages actually LOAD sometimes too! We have to do something about this!
I HAVE AN IDEA LETS OFFER 250 MEGS, THATS SO AMAZING THAT NOBODY WILL EVER LOOK ELSEWHERE...
but they did...
LETS JUST COPY THEM DAMNIT!
And thus, Windows Live was born!
when you are giving it to a chick doggy style in front of a window; you are both facing the window. You pull out and let a friend take over while you run outside and wave to the chick you were nailing through the window while your friend is doing her. She will be very confused after this.
oh dude, last night jessica freaked out when josh and I gave her the window of opportunity.
Windows 8, but 100x better.
The start button is back, no booting to the start screen etc.
An OS made in Late 2013 and was made due to the reception of the original Windows 8.
Windows 8.1 was very praised. but support ended almost 10 years later on: January 10, 2023.
I bought Windows 8 a few months ago, and I hated it. but 8.1 is AMAZING!!
A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
DO NOT GET WINDOWS 11 YOU DONT NEED THAT MANY WINDOWS 10 IS GOOD ENOUGH
i downloaded windows 11 to my computer and i hate it