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Paper-mate

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.

Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.

by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009

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Twitch-Mate

Someone you enjoy watching on stream. usually open communication and the streamer comments back,

FoxenKin the Perfect Twitch-Mate

by God of Spoken Words April 18, 2020


MATE-A-MORPHISES

MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..

SARAH HAD TO DUMP JACK AFTER HE HAD THAT MATE-A-MORPHISES

by Maak4060 March 5, 2019


There's no mate

It's standard in society to call your mates "cunts" and cunts "mate", but you know things really step over the line when a someone is called mate and hits back with "there's no mate". Indicator that a British person is truly furious.

"Mate what the hell are you doing?"
"There's no mate, alright? I'm not your mate"
*punching noises*

by BrigadierG September 20, 2020


animals mating

defanition the have sex

animals mating

mating

what is mating

having sex

by chris ya boy January 22, 2018


Whom-mate

The word to use instead of "sibling" to emphasize that is all we have in common or to do with each other now.

"No I don't have any brothers and sisters, I cut contact with them. We are only Whom-mates"

by 2ndpeehole January 29, 2023


No mates

no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed

John: oi josh no mates

by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 24, 2021