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When a person signs up for twitter and only uses it for one day, then never goes on the account again.
Person1:Hey, do you have a twitter account?
Person2:I did. But it was a bit of a one tweet stand.
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A trendy beach goer exercise rising in popularity. Pioneered in Virginia Beach, standing sack eskimo is geared more towards tourists and vacationers seeking exercise because they do not belong to a local gym. The exercise requires the use of three people, which can include any combination of friends and strangers. One person (the person wishing to exercise) ties a rope around their waste. The other end of the rope is then tied to another person (must be a male) who is laying on the beach in the nude on his back. The third person then stands on his nutsack so that all bodyweight is centered evenly on the nutsack, hence trapping the nutsack between bodyweight and sand. The excerciser then runs down the beach, all the while scraping the nutsack down the beach, and taking the other for an eskimo ride. Standing sack eskimo also proves to be a good landmark for beachgoers to remember where there umbrella and towels are located because of the nutsack imprint trail left in the sand
if it werent for that nutsack imprint left in the sand from that standing sack eskimo, I never would've found my way back to our umbrella!!!!
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First, you must play Spin Doctor (a game consisting of spinning in circles then running to tag someones hand), until you throw up. The vomit is then used to lubricate one's penis when u have intercourse with a chick. You then proceed to cut off your dick, allowing it marinate in the vomit, then cook it and give it to the chick's sister as either (a) a hot dog (b) a dildo.
Originated at Camp Happy Pines
I got so drunk last night, and then after 12 rounds of spin doctor, i had no choice to pull a KBN Night Stand on some biddie.
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1. a conclusion or judgment made after smoking too much marijuana and standing up from one's sedentary position
2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere
3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move
Gosh Julia, that sure was a stand-up decision we made to not go to the museum. Let's smoke some more!
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boner joke
(haha get it cause your pp stands up when you get it)
cock joke? more like stand up comedy
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Not really committing to the relationship and is just in it for one very sexy night.
That girl was so hot. Too bad it was just a one night stand though.
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A woman being a bitch. Referred to a tampon string
mike " Ed, your old lady's a real bitch today" Ed "Yah, she's been standing on her string since yesterday. What a cunt."
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