Hold my beer and watch this!

Redneck's last words

Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"

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Do you watch TV?

Possibly the worst attempt at conversation ever.

Soo.... do you watch TV?

cover/watch your six

Military term for watching/covering your back/rear side

Stay frosty and cover/watch your six!

Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

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pussy watch man

Unknown animal:
looks like a camel
stinks like a sheep

omg what a pussy!

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shit or wind his watch

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

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Yo-Kai Watch 2

The Sequl to one of the best selling(In japan) videos games of 2013.

Tim:I going to play Yo-Kai Watch 2
John:Bony Spirts Or Fleshy Souls
Tim:Psychic Specters