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(noun) More politically correct term that red-necks use for the punk-ass thugs who are known to hang out at movie theaters and malls in large quantities and also known to greet each other with "Yo dawg!". Males can be identified by the pants they wear around their knees and females of this variety tend to not wear pants (for very long).
Man I don't go to Regency Mall anymore, they got too many yo-dogs up thar.
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bob:oh my god that thing is huge.
nick:dats wut yo moma said last nite bitch :)
bob:damn it.
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yo mamma so damn old that she get along with the jesus crew
yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death
yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark
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The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.
*Out of nowhere*
7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!
HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.
7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*
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he doesn't want to use yo mama he wants to use yo mamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama.
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