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That boi who look a Stephen Colbert. Deepen dat voice and boombox comedy all over. No rock is to small for Joey Kangaurou.
Welcome back to the late show my name is Rou Rou also Joey Kangaurou
A savage that loses his virginity to a 18 year old milf at canobie lake park. A living legend some may say. He learned about his ways from a secret mountain tribe excluded from civilization for thousands of years, there is where Joey Rutherford learned the ways of spitting game and fucking bitches.
Boy 1: I worship Joey Rutherford
Boy 2: Same here
When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.
I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.
When one ejactulates into the palm of their hand. Proceeding to slap a bitch in the face. Smearing the semen into the eyes and mouth.
Yo dawg, that hoe tried to kiss me after giving me top. So I had to hit her with a jizzy Joey
A singer who first received fame by being one fifth of the iconic boyband, “New Kids On The Block”. He was best known as being the young /cute member, and went on to have decent luck at a solo career. Joe Mac brings humor and passion to the music industry.
A : “Joey McIntyres eyes are so beautiful!”
B : “I know! That baby blue color never gets old!”
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Mediocre-at-best drummer for NU METAL band Slipknot, who, despite not having any particularly exceptional talent, is heralded as "the fastest drummer ever" by Slipknot's legions of cretinous fans.
I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.
For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
Just go on youtube and search "Flo Mounier Rehearsing Phobophile." I would link directly to it but this asshole website won't let me.
So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.
If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.
As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
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Who can only be described as despicable and amazingly alive mistakes of afterbirth, Joey Orgler((s) when including both 2 & 3) are terroristic posters on the website herein. Common spoutings of this (these) delinquent(s) include the subjugation of inner-city gang culture, the overexposure of sexual slang (both mainstream and the really hardcore shiiiihh) and the constant verbal berating of the professional wrestlers John Cena and David Bautista.
Did yall juss' see ol' Joey Orgler optimize that mother? Shit, dawg, GTFO.
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