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a synonym for evangelical, most commonly used by someone who is Christian but not radically so as a put-down for someone who is radically Christian
He got into that Weird Jesus stuff. Now he goes to a different church where they speak in tongues...
The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.
Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.
Approximately 476,000,000,000 m/h.
"Mans was goin mach jesus" -man who saw a mans goin mach jesus
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That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.
When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.
Disarticulated, uninformed beliefs tied to America's puritanical and evangelical past that are often tedious and contrary to modern scientific knowledge and culture (Fox, Patton 2018, WECD).
In most US states you can't buy alcohol on a Sunday because of Residual Jesus.
Much like the Gods of days past, Snow Jesus is the 'being' if you will that you pray to in order for it to snow.
James-I heard on the news it was gonna snow tonight!
Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!
The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.
"Lick." Lizard 001
"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus