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sack bunch

The uniquely male sensation of having one's scrotum squished into an uncomfortably small area or configuration due to unfortunate seating arrangements. The most common culprit is that poorly-placed knot in your blue jeans where all four denim panels get sewn together at Scro Central.

Causes include sitting quickly and carelessly in hot, humid weather when the twins are just a-danglin', shifting in car seats while seat-belted, any form of self-induced frontal wedgie (often from scooting forward on a cloth-upholstered seat), or a combination of the above.

In particularly blessed gents, sack bunch can result in sitting on one's own balls. Honorable and impressive as the feat sounds, the sensation makes one want to cry and puke simultaneously. Not recommended.

Lady Passenger: Why are you grabbing at yourself? Shouldn't you be concentrating on driving?

Male Driver: Gaah! I got sack bunch! If you just planted your ass on your own man-marbles, you'd be skittish too!

by The Evil Steve August 3, 2005

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dry sack

1. A brand of sherry.

2. An overworked scrotum.

1. I had a Dry Sack at lunch.

2. I had a dry sack after banging Sherry all night.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

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sack smack

Similar to sack tap but to a much worse degree.

instead of using a simple flick of the wrist ending with the knuckle, the assailant will use an open hand and strike using the motion of the entire arm, as opposed to a wrist flick.

Damn biatch, your sack smack made me sterile.

by orange peel April 10, 2008

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Pussy Sack

Found just below the gunt on a larger broad. The Pussy Sack is a very wide, low hanging camel toe seen through clothing that is way to tight. No one has ever lived to see a naked pussy sack.

Willy: Hey Scott, lok at the gunt on that fat bitch!

Scott: Forget the gunt, look at that fucken Pussy Sack.

Willy: Ohhhhhh! You had to make me look you bastard!

by Jackthesnipper9512365 January 6, 2012

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sack tapper

one who likes to smack a male's "bean bag"

Dre got me like 12 times yesterday.
yea he is a real sack tapper.

by DynoLigos September 28, 2006

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sack mapping

shining a flash light through a stretched out ball sack and having a friend trace the vains and other "landmarks" out on a piece of paper, then use a point on the map to decifer where you want to go for the night by comparing it to your local city map.

1."Lets do some sack mapping tonight to find out where we should kick it tonight."

2. Friend: "dude I dont know where to go tonight."

You: "me either, lets sack map it."

by the dick fart September 23, 2011

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sack sore

the red irritated sore on the back of your ball sack caused by excessive bicycle riding in boxer shorts. extremely itchy requiring special attention.

" Jimmy are you nuts, its 100degrees out today. There is no fucking way im riding a bicycle today, my sack sores are so itchy i need a wire brush to scrub them!"

by BP2 August 22, 2011

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