Blargle in this sense is pretty much a synonym for bullshit. The Blargle Shark is the source of all bullshit. Also used as a phrase to call BS.
"Dude, I just saw a UFO!"
"Blargle Shark, dude. There's no such thing."
a big fish with legs, sharp teeth and that has many different salty variations.
Some sharks are known to of grown legs and joined schools under the name of fish parts. for example a most common used shark name is Fin. These shark men are normally very salty and fishy. They also normally have weird last names
That guy looks salty maybe hes a shark man?
Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head
Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.
Never stopping. Always moving forward, like a shark
6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife
A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
Oh look thats a Dank Shark.
That Dank Shark is so cool!
When it seems like a person doesn't have a booty but, when they wear little to no clothes they have a booty.
It sneaks up like a shark.
Erika has a shark ass and maybe her
When you are pushed too far and it, "flips a switch internally" and your eyes go "dark".
I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.